Origin story
By anastasia vulgaris
How was the festival born? Well, it is a strange story. It was the year 2020 and we were all in quarantine. Me and Andrea Ponzecchi, creator of the festival, were having breakfast listlessly; I was bored, so I started to scroll through the home of facebook sayin: “What the hell! Only bad news!”. So, I decided to give up on my cell phone and concentrate on the cereals in front of me, which had dissolved in milk leaving only a rather disgusting “bah!”. I was going to eat the first spoonful of cereals when a time space gap opened before my eyes and a very old man spitted out. I was scared, I jumped back and I asked him: “Who are you?! Where are you from ?!”. The man looked around and said: “mmhhh… this kitchen was not so bad, I should be able to find a similar one on Mars”. I shocked: “on Mars?!”. The man replied: “Yes in the future we will all live on Mars after the zombie attack of June 2020… sorry in which month are we now?”. I could not speak and so the man took my cell phone that was left on the table. “Fuck is February! Ok ok, don’t panic there is still time! Andrea I am you in the future! ”. I looked at him carefully. “But you are very old” “yes well … let’s say it was a difficult year… but this is not the point! Andrea the future of humanity depends on you! In a few months, there will be a zombie attack guided by all the anti-vaxxers who refused to get the vaccine for COVID-19! There will be violent attacks and the only way to stop them is to show them horror movies! Yes, ok, don’t ask me why but it is so! So you must call your roommate Gianluca, who is a very powerful magician not only regarding computers, as you well know, but also above all great master of the dark arts, capable of confusing zombies! He will call a girl named Anastasia with the power to create alternative realities”. I stand up from the ground and after a log pause I said: “I have to stop staying up late and then daydreaming in the morning”, then the Andrea of the future screamed: “Fool! Only you have the power to save the world”. “Ok ok, sorry! Ok I will do it! For humanity! Thanks Andrea of the future.”. “Your welcome Andrea” and the man vanished into thin air, leaving me alone know how to do a festival. It was at that moment that I woke up, “was it all a dream?” I decided to do the festival anyway! Because, well… you know.
Origin story
By
anastasia vulgaris
How was the festival born? Well, it is a strange story. It was the year 2020 and we were all in quarantine. Me and Andrea Ponzecchi, creator of the festival, were having breakfast listlessly; I was bored, so I started to scroll through the home of facebook sayin: “What the hell! Only bad news!”. So, I decided to give up on my cell phone and concentrate on the cereals in front of me, which had dissolved in milk leaving only a rather disgusting “bah!”. I was going to eat the first spoonful of cereals when a time space gap opened before my eyes and a very old man spitted out. I was scared, I jumped back and I asked him: “Who are you?! Where are you from ?!”. The man looked around and said: “mmhhh… this kitchen was not so bad, I should be able to find a similar one on Mars”. I shocked: “on Mars?!”. The man replied: “Yes in the future we will all live on Mars after the zombie attack of June 2020… sorry in which month are we now?”. I could not speak and so the man took my cell phone that was left on the table. “Fuck is February! Ok ok, don’t panic there is still time! Andrea I am you in the future! ”. I looked at him carefully. “But you are very old” “yes well … let’s say it was a difficult year… but this is not the point! Andrea the future of humanity depends on you! In a few months, there will be a zombie attack guided by all the anti-vaxxers who refused to get the vaccine for COVID-19! There will be violent attacks and the only way to stop them is to show them horror movies! Yes, ok, don’t ask me why but it is so! So you must call your roommate Gianluca, who is a very powerful magician not only regarding computers, as you well know, but also above all great master of the dark arts, capable of confusing zombies! He will call a girl named Anastasia with the power to create alternative realities”. I stand up from the ground and after a log pause I said: “I have to stop staying up late and then daydreaming in the morning”, then the Andrea of the future screamed: “Fool! Only you have the power to save the world”. “Ok ok, sorry! Ok I will do it! For humanity! Thanks Andrea of the future.”. “Your welcome Andrea” and the man vanished into thin air, leaving me alone know how to do a festival. It was at that moment that I woke up, “was it all a dream?” I decided to do the festival anyway! Because, well… you know.